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Okay, so Remedy Entertainment just dropped this little nugget about a closed technical test for FBC: Firebreak. It’s happening between May 15 — wait, is that a Thursday? Well, regardless, it runs till May 19. If you’re into that – you know, testing before everyone else, flex – you gotta sign up through FirstLook. Just don’t expect an RSVP. It’s more like tossing your name in a hat. Or maybe it’s more like sending a love letter to Remedy, hoping they respond. Who knows.
So yeah, FBC: Firebreak was once called Project Condor. That’s like catchy project names they make up before they decide what’s what. Mid-2021 is when we first heard whispers about it, and bam! Now it’s this Control spin-off. (And wow, Control had quite the vibes, right?) Imagine this team called Firebreak cleaning up Hiss-infected – what? Threats? Sounds like my family’s Thanksgiving. Anyway, mark that date: June 17, the official release. Though, I won’t be lining up at midnight. Probably.
Now, here’s the scoop on the tech test. Servers and netcode need a workout – make sure they’re in shape. It kicks off at 9am ET on May 15 – set your alarm. Ending a minute shy of 5pm ET on May 19. Why such specific times? I have zero idea. But go register at firebreak.firstlook.gg. Spots are limited. Like, Willy Wonka’s golden tickets limited – or maybe not, since they didn’t say exactly how many.
And like, here’s the kicker: to register, you gotta verify your email and declare your age. Don’t worry, no minimum age was mentioned. Age is just a number. But… they’re probably hoping for more mature vibes. And if you’re in, you’ll get some secret access code sent your way. Cross your fingers, check spam.
Social media detectives say invites weren’t out by May 12 afternoon. So, stay cool. The game, btw, is priced at $39.99. But wait! There’s a Deluxe Edition. That’ll set you back an extra 10 bucks. It’s coming day-one to Xbox Game Pass, PC and all. Think of it as subscription-service heaven.
Oh, you’re a PlayStation fan? Firebreak’s on PS Plus too. They’re rolling it out on all the platforms. Gotta start strong. Multipliers can’t just ride vibes, they need momentum – lots and lots of momentum. How long will the new content train run? That, my friend, is Remedy’s little secret.
There you go. Ride the hype or chill until June 17. Choices, choices…
