Alright, so let me just spill the beans on what’s brewing in the Nintendo world. You know, the kinda stuff that makes you go, "Oh cool, I absolutely needed to know this" — even if you’re just looking to kill time. And oh boy, speaking of time, isn’t it just wild how Friday sneaks up on you like a cat expecting dinner?
Okay, so what’s up with Nintendo this week? Europe’s got this thing going on, right? A good ol’ eShop update and all. New games are dropping for the Nintendo Switch and, gasp, the Switch 2. No, seriously, can we pause for a sec? Where was I going with this? Ah, yes, games!
Nintendo Switch 2: The New Kids on the Block
- Tamagotchi Plaza Nintendo Switch 2 Edition – Yup, reviving those pixelated pets. You remember them, right? Anyway, coming Friday, June 27.
Nintendo Switch Goodies: Dive Into the Pile
- A Bibelot: Y-Break – Which, no idea what this is about, but sounds like a time.
- Against the Storm – Weather-related? Maybe. Or just cool marketing.
- Agarta – You ever hear a word that’s fun to say out loud? Agarta.
- An Aisling – Apparently some Irish dream, or maybe that’s just me daydreaming.
- Anvil Saga – Smithing sounds medieval. In a cool way.
- Arcade Archives Crazy Balloon – Because balloons, obviously.
- Architect Life: A House Design Simulator – Living out our HGTV fantasies?
- Arisen Force: Life Devotee – So dramatic, right? Like a soap opera title.
- Bambas! – Out Friday. Could be anything. Surprise!
- Bee Flowers: Save The Garden – Bees are heroes, fight me on this.
- Block Party DX! – We all need a block party in our lives.
- BMX City Run – Also out Friday. Picture it. Wheels, speed — maybe a bandana.
- Boxville 2 – Sequel to something, I’d guess.
- Bullets & Brains – Sounds intense. Not gonna lie.
- CarGo! – Seems self-explanatory. I think?
- Cozy Garden Simulator – Everybody needs zen.
- Crayon Dino – This one just sounds cute. I want it.
- Cult vs Gal – Talk about a showdown.
- Dark Dolls – Sounds creepy. Like, goosebumps-y.
- Dungeons of Paint – Paintball? D&D with colors? Eh, you tell me.
- Duo Games – Duo. Two. Journey for two. Bridesmaids?
- EGGCONSOLE Mado Monogatari 1-2-3 MSX2 – Name longer than my grocery list.
- Exo-Calibre – What even is? Swords? Sci-fi?
- Fantasy of War – A dream of peace? Ironic.
- Fast Striker EX – Speed. That’s all I got.
- Floor Plan Puzzle (Red Room Simulator) – Red Rooms are ominous… but puzzles!
- Flower Shop: The Complete Story – Florals for spring. Groundbreaking.
- Front Mission 3 Remake – Classic flair, if you ask me.
- Hole Digging Master – Simulated yard work? Sure, why not.
- How 2 Escape: Lost Submarine – Spooky marine vibes.
- Jurassic Island: Little Dinosaur Park Musical AudioBook – This is a mouthful.
- Klaus Lee – Thunderballs – Like… weather balls? Or maybe just loud.
- Korean Drone Flying Tour Dongmak Beach/Tomb of Prince Imyeong – Drones: because traditional sightseeing is too mainstream.
- Legends: Saint George – Slayin’ dragons and taking names.
- Locomoto – Engines and stuff.
- Masala Drive – Craving curry now.
- Merge World Alchemist – Potions? Magic? Merges?
- Mind & Sight Spot the Difference Workout – Eye exercises. Gotta love it.
- Minos Dungeon – Greek myths? Minotaurs?
- Oirbo – Just fun to say.
- Once Upon A Puppet – Pinocchio vibes, but modern?
- Parry Nightmare – Dodge those bad dreams!
- Pixel Game Maker Series Princess Pomu and the 5 Moons – Magical girls? Possible moons.
- Poppy Playtime: Chapter 4 – Spooky cuddles.
- Pro Roulette – Friday release. Bet your chips.
- Retro Drive: Revamped – Drive back in time. Sorta.
- Robot girl’s dream -RobotBattleChampionship- – Robots need dreams too.
- Ruffy and the Riverside – Sounds like a quirky duo.
- Stasis – Paused action, maybe? Intriguing.
- Strange Hunting Grounds – Quirky name, I like it.
- Sugoi Girls: Dragon Love – Anime vibes. So much love.
- Super Sucker – Saturday release. No idea, but sounds entertaining.
- Supermarket Simulator 2025 – I’ve always dreaded checkout lanes.
- Sushi vs Burger Race – Fast food, faster feet.
- Tamagotchi Plaza – Friday. This again, right?
- Tung Sahur Supermarket Simulator – Shopping fantasy land.
- Until Then – A phrase rife with possibilities.
- Unwording – Breaking down words? Mind games.
- Zombie Scream/Zombies Overloaded – Because zombies are always a blast, I suppose.
Phew, there you have it! A bit all over the place, but aren’t we all sometimes? Anyway — wait, was there more? Nah, let’s just dive into those games and see which one steals our attention for the weekend. Fingers crossed for some hidden gems!