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Okay, so, you know how sometimes you just stumble across something so…odd it’s kind of charming? That’s Milano’s Odd Job Collection for you. I swear, I wasn’t even really paying attention and then, boom, I’m hooked on this weird little tale. XSEED Games, yeah those guys, they’re bringing this old-school PlayStation game straight to the Nintendo Switch. It’s not even out yet, but here I am, already imagining what it’s like. Oh, the nostalgia!
So here’s the lowdown: Milano, this 11-year-old kiddo, finds herself in one heck of a summer situation. Her mom hits the hospital and she’s stuck with her uncle, who — surprise, surprise — is nowhere to be found ‘cause he’s off on vacay. Classic uncle move, right?
Anyway — wait, hang on, before I forget — the developers, Implicit Conversions, cooked up a modern twist, emulating this classic game for a whole new crowd. Anyway, Milano ends up doing part-time work. Like, all kinds of quirky jobs. I mean, flying cows? Nursing sick folks? Delivering pizzas? It sounds like a fever dream. But, for Milano, it’s just another day in her unforgettable summer.
Right, where was I? Oh yeah, they’ve upgraded the game with these nifty features. Think mod resolutions, English text, and even dual audio options. Plus, save states and rewind. Why they call it “quality-of-life improvements,” I’ll never know, but it sure sounds neat.
And of course, there are these key features they’re shouting about. Milano’s adventures get a whole new audience, with both English and Japanese text and voices. Thank goodness for the subtitles because sometimes my brain just checks out, you know?
Now, Milano doesn’t just slog away all the time. She can jazz up her place, take breathers, and even do some stargazing – because, why not? And if she feels like it, she can dive into eight mini-games. These aren’t your usual games though. I mean, curing diseases? Catching fruits in an orchard? Milano becomes a jack of all trades, master of, well, maybe one or two.
The game’s keeping its old charm but now with faster load times and modern set-ups. I call that a win-win.
When does it drop, you ask? Oh, it hits the Nintendo eShop worldwide in 2025. So yeah, mark your calendar and maybe prep for some Milano-style chaos.
There’s even a trailer floating around, so go have a look if you’re curious. Not sure why I noticed all this, but hey, sometimes the quirky parts are what stick with you, right?
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