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Alright, so there’s this game, Warhammer 40,000: Darktide. Lemme tell ya, it’s been having a bit of a moment lately—kind of like when you suddenly find a ten-dollar bill in an old coat. Outta nowhere, the players jumped from a pretty meh 10,000 to a dancing-lemur pace of 43,000. The update that sparked this hoopla? “Battle for Tertium.” Dropped on June 23rd—mind, this was a Monday, the day when the coffee’s never strong enough. And if you’re curious, the player count has been sliding down but is still way better than the bleak past year was dealing with.
So here’s the scoop on Darktide, in case you’re like, “What’s that?” It’s Fatshark’s baby, tucked into the Warhammer 40k wild world. You’re supposed to wrestle the city of Tertium back from nasties, which sounds like a workout. People dug the look and vibe of the game initially, but the tech hiccups left them grumbling like they’d been served lukewarm tea. Missing features, too, like promises unfulfilled, ya know? Anyway, the devs have been busy bees, rolling out new missions and toys to play with, slowly winning the grumpy folks back into the fold.
And then, bam, June 23 again. Another update, player’s mood swinging back up to 43,000, all thanks to that juicy patch. Before that, it was like everyone was sleeping through the party with just 5,000 there, averaging 10,000 players the past couple of years, which is like… not great considering its past glory days.
Here’s the kicker. In March, they threw another update into the pool with groovy things like Mortis Trials and some timed events. But honestly, it didn’t really ripple like they must’ve hoped. It crawled up to nearly 12,000 but, eh, nothing mind-blowing. Right now, the game is chilling at a comfy 25,000-ish. Peaks and dips are as common as coffee spills on a Monday morning. But there’s this new class. Arbites, they call it. And it comes with a price tag—$11.99, folks.
Oh, and speaking of new stuff, the patch claimed to shake up the core of the game, as if saying, “Let’s see how you like it now!” There’s more structure, more missions, like tidying up a messy room only to make new messes in other rooms. Anyway, people seem to be having fun with the update right now. Whether this excitement hangs around like a loyal pup or vanishes like mist on a warm day, well, who knows?