Oh boy, here we go again! So, Devolver Digital is throwing a little shindig on the Nintendo eShop—a summer sale, they say. You know, the kind where you scroll through the list and think, “I need all these games!” But do I really? Anyway, this sale is running up until the stroke of midnight on July 9th, 2025. Why the middle of the night? Maybe it’s just their way of adding some drama.
Okay, so let’s dive into what games are up for grabs. Crazy discounts on stuff like Card Shark and Enter the Gungeon. Honestly, Enter the Gungeon is one of those games I’ve accidentally sunk hours into. You start playing and bam—it’s morning. Or maybe that’s just me getting lost in it?
Here’s a quick messy rundown—hang in there:
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Bleak Sword DX slashed down to $3.99 from $9.99. What’s with the ‘DX’? Sounds fancier than it should.
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Card Shark, $5.99 from $19.99. Is it about cards or… sharks? Who knows, try it and find out.
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Carrion, creepy, crawly, and only $4.99 now, normally $19.99.
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Crossing Souls, feels like a title that someone would write a song about, $2.09, down from $14.99.
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Then there’s Cult of the Lamb—not really about lambs worshipping? $12.49, usually $24.99. You get cultist packs and all that jazz too. Weirdly specific, right?
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Death’s Door at $4.99 instead of $19.99. Casual door of death walking sounds like a mood.
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GRIS, somehow elegant just by its name, now going for $3.39 from $16.99.
- The list goes on—Enter the Gungeon, Exit the Gungeon—exit through the way you came or something, I guess?
Look, there’s a whole bunch more: Gato Roboto for $1.99, Inscryption at $7.99, and Katana Zero—sharp title (get it?) now $8.99.
Oh, and Return to Monkey Island. Ten bucks instead of $24.99. Monkey islands, pirate vibes galore, or maybe just a monkey with a plan.
Is it too much? Perhaps. But with prices this low, call it an investment in your entertainment portfolio. Sometimes it’s all about the chaotic joy of bargain hunting. There’s a kind of thrill—like finding a twenty-dollar bill in your winter coat after a long, long summer.
Alright, maybe go check it out if gaming’s your thing. Or just ignore me and savor the fact that you didn’t burn your wallet tonight. Choices, choices…