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So, something pretty wild just dropped from Nintendo of America. They tossed out this new ad for “Donkey Kong Bananza,” hitting Nintendo Switch 2 real soon. Like, this month. I guess we’re all supposed to get in touch with our “inner Kong.” Whatever that means.
Picture this: a wild crowd losing their minds over someone playing the game. It’s ridiculous — the way they cheer when Donkey Kong does his thing — bashing and throwing and climbing all over. Like, seriously, who even knew he could do all that?
The whole shindig is down in some underground world. You’re helping Donkey Kong snag these Golden Bananas, racing against some crew called VoidCo. Yeah, not sketchy at all. And the twists! Just crazy! It feels like you’re on a rollercoaster filled with chaos, and maybe a banana or two. Or a hundred.
What gets me is how you can literally smash through everything. Picture Donkey swinging around on terrain he just ripped apart. It’s nuts. And all that chaos leads you to more treasures. I mean, if wrecking stuff is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
Save the date: July 17, 2025. That’s when the madness lands on the Nintendo eShop and in stores everywhere. Ready to unleash Kong?