33 Immortals: Explore New Features in the Fourth Playtest Starting May 20

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So, get this. "33 Immortals" is back for another round with Xbox Insiders, starting up on Tuesday, May 20th at 8 a.m. PT. Which is 11 if you’re on the East Coast, I guess. And we’ve got six days here, wrapping it all up on the 26th at the same time. Fun fact: it’s the first time they’re letting folks with an Xbox One in on the action—kinda cool, right? Anyway, I’m all set to dive in and see what’s new. Limited spots though, so it’s a mad dash on the 20th if you wanna tackle this co-op roguelike with 32 other souls.

So About the Game…

Imagine playing as a damned soul because, why not? And you’re fighting back against God’s final say-so. Jump right into these wild 33-player co-op brawls with this matchmaking that feels like a “grab and go” scenario. You’re battling all sorts of beasties and some downright nasty bosses with your squad. Oh, and your arsenal? You can beef it up with sick relics that make your soul stronger for good. Facing all this divine wrath sounds… intense? Maybe just a little.

Interested in more of this madness? Head over to the 33 Immortals page and sign up or whatever.

Updates and Stuff Fixes

• Control rebinding’s a thing now!
• Sword of Justice got a little tweak—thanks to y’all’s feedback.
• Ditto for the Staff of Sloth.
• Bow of Hope is all balanced out now.
• Daggers of Greed? Yep, those too.
• And some annoying Feats got patched up.

More details on these patches? Dive into the nitty-gritty with our full patch notes.

Playtest Timings

• Kicking off: Tuesday, May 20th, 8 a.m. PT (11 a.m. ET)
• Wrapping up: Monday, May 26th, 8 a.m. PT (11 a.m. ET)

Wanna Join In?

Roll out of bed (or don’t, I’m not judging) on May 20th, around 8 a.m. PT (11 a.m. ET):

1. Fire up your Xbox or boot your PC.
2. Hop into the Xbox Insider Hub app (download it if it’s AWOL).
3. Navigate through Previews and click into 33 Immortals.
4. Join in.
5. Sit tight while the registration brain gears turn, then mosey over to the Store to snag the 33 Immortals Beta.

Keep in mind—the early bird gets the worm here. Space is at a premium.

And hey, they’re letting Xbox One folks join, alongside Xbox Series X|S and Windows PC users. Neat, huh?

Feedback, Feedback, Feedback

Got beef or bugs while wrangling with the 33 Immortals Beta? Flag it with the “Report a problem” feature:

• Hold down that home button on your Xbox controller.
• Select Report a problem.
• Click through Games and spotlight the 33 Immortals Beta.
• Spill all the details so they can dig in.

Other Tidbits

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