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Alright, so, Genshin Impact, right? Yeah, the game where we all have probably spent way too much time and maybe money – but shh, no judging here. So, there’s this chatter going around, and honestly, it’s kinda wild. Version 5.8 might just waltz in with, drumroll, no new characters. Yeah, nada. Zip. Which is, well, unexpected since they usually shower us with, like, 17 new faces every single update. Why 17, though? No clue. But since Inazuma’s debut in Version 2.0, that’s been the norm. Guess they like that number. Maybe it’s lucky or something.
Anyway, so Natlan’s been keeping things busy, right? From Versions 5.0 to 5.6, they threw 14 characters our way. And now Skirk and Dahlia are supposed to bump that up to, yep, you guessed it, 16 in 5.7. People were all hyped about this rumored Hydro character for 5.8, but now it’s looking like HoYoverse might just dunk us in a plot twist.
Oh, quick side note: Uncle Kokomi (remember when they were HomDGRat? Yeah, same person) pops up with this news flash that Natlan’s breaking tradition. Crazy, huh? Not gonna be 17 characters. But hey, maybe that’s not so bad since we’ve already got a massive cast. Keeps things fresh, right? Plus, tons of reruns are on the horizon – Chasca, Mualani, Citlali. So if you’re like me and your primogems are chilling on low, this could be a blessing in disguise.
Now, there’s this whole thing about Natlan and its wonky content schedule. A dry spell of content they say. Players aren’t thrilled. Like, Fontaine scored four map expansions while poor Natlan only got two by Version 4.4’s close. Tollan and the Collective of Plenty, though, were pretty dope additions. But, wait, what’s this? Another dry patch toward Mare Jivari in 5.8? Folks are hoping HoYoverse steps it up with Nod-Krai, but how it’ll pan out is anyone’s guess.
Okay, so disappointment’s understandable if you were psyched for fresh faces in 5.8. But, um, even so-called leaks can shift, you know? Remember when Itto got nudged back during the Fontaine era? Plus, oops, a lot of folks confused Lan Yan with Madame Ping back then, too. So, patience is key! Meanwhile, Skirk and Dahlia are coming soonish – June 18, 2025, to be precise. Mark your calendars, folks. Then Version 5.8 drops on July 30, 2025. Let’s see how this rollercoaster unfolds.
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