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Okay, so Microsoft just threw one heck of a curveball with their Xbox prices. It’s like, what?! Suddenly, you’re paying more for the same stuff? I mean, the Xbox Series X now hits a whopping $599.99 in the U.S. — that’s a solid $100 more. Sounds like our wallets aren’t catching a break, right? And it’s not just the consoles. The controllers, headsets, you name it — they all got a bit pricier. But hey, at least Xbox Game Pass stays put. Small wins, I guess?
Anyway… Microsoft blames this on “market conditions.” Like, I totally get it, things are wild out there. They even spelled it out: costs are climbing, and starting this holiday season, the new games hit $79.99. I can almost see my wallet crying in the corner, poor thing. Does this scream holiday cheer to anyone else?
Let’s break it down. So, the Xbox Series X with 1TB storage — $599.99 now. But wait, the cooler looking Galaxy Black version with 2TB? That’s $729.99! Almost makes you want to buy a new swear jar, huh? The all-digital version without the Blu-ray drive? Also going up by a crisp $100. Even the Series S isn’t safe – it’s like they’re trying to squeeze every penny. The 512GB Series S jumps to $379.99, and the 1TB is $429.99. Yikes.
And oh boy, accessories joined the party too. Controllers are $64.99, and if you fancy a wireless headset? $119.99. My brain went into a mini-freeze trying to wrap my head around these price leaps. It’s like someone hit fast-forward on development costs, no joke.
But here’s a twist. While all this chaos unravels, Xbox Game Pass subscriptions promise to keep their cool, at least for now. Sort of a surprise because last year, surprise, they nudged those prices up too. Is this like Xbox’s way of appeasing us after the sticker shock?
You gotta hand it to Microsoft, they really know how to keep people talking, even if it’s about price hikes. Meanwhile, they’re whispering about a focus on value and screen time everywhere. Whatever that means, right? Anyway — wait, where was I? Oh yeah, grab those consoles if you’re brave enough. Budget adventures, here we come!
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