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Alright, so Nintendo’s at it again, folks. You got a Switch? Well, they want you to jump on board their Playtest Program for Nintendo Switch Online. Kicking off applications this weekend. Is this something you’ll remember past Sunday brunch? Who knows, but here it is anyway.
So, they threw this message out there—yep, all over social media like they do. “We’re doing another test,” they said, I guess trying to sound all official. Look, starting 8:00 AM PT on July 21st, if you’ve got that Nintendo Switch Online + Expansion Pack thing, you can try to snag a spot. First-come, first-served. A little rushed, huh? Like trying to grab the last slice of pizza at a party. Maybe they like it that way? Or maybe that’s just me getting sidetracked.
Now, let’s be clear. Active subscribers only. And hey, if you’re under 18, sorry kid, not for you. Grown-ups only. You gotta have that Nintendo Account set up for one of these places: U.S., Mexico, Canada, Brazil—you get the picture. A bunch of countries. Weirdly specific, right?
And if you joined last time and thought, “Man, that was kinda fun,” good news—you’re welcome to jump back in. Do it solo, do it with buddies, whatever floats your boat. Just don’t be surprised if you suddenly need six hours of Mario Kart to feel alive again.
Anyway, go crazy. Or don’t. Who am I to judge?
