Alright, let’s dive into this tangled web of gaming and randomness. Here we go:
So, last week zipped by, right? Missed out on a gem: something called Super Xevious hiding in the Archives—feels like finding a $20 bill in an old jacket.
Anyway—or maybe not, but let’s say it’s important—the big noise from over the pond is this Tokimeki Memorial remake. Supposedly a massive deal for Switch 2 over in Japan. Yet, I reckon the headline stealer is something to do with the Switch 1 Direct. Yeah, game of the week might just be High on Life. It’s that shooter led by the ex-Rick and Morty guy. You know, the one who left in a bit of a scandal—let’s not dig deeper there.
Friday shines a spotlight on Spiritfall, which frankly doesn’t spark much excitement, but hey, there’s worse. Oh! And EggConsole is hiking up prices as it hops onto the PC-98 family. So, if you can’t read Japanese… well, good luck with that. Europe’s even feeling sassy, throwing pre-sales for Switch 2 on the eShop. Look, if you want some trivia, the answer is Hitman: World of Assassination. If that’s your thing.
North America Special:
Brace yourself, here comes a digital avalanche. High on Life is causing wallet whispers at $39.99. Ship Graveyard Simulator 2? No, it’s not a shipwreck class, but close. Captain Blood and Mirage: Ignis Fatuus are next in line—my brain’s buzzing like an old TV on channel snow with all these titles.
Highlights? Dunk Dunk almost makes basketball sound fun. And who doesn’t want to Pet The Pup At The Party for under ten bucks? Something about Laundry Simulator 2025 makes me itchy—do I really need simulated laundry folding? Maybe not today.
Europe’s Scene:
High on Life lands again. Can’t shake it, can ya? Meanwhile, Spiritfall lurks, waiting for wannabe heroes. Various quirky titles shuffle by like Cat & Rabbit Pizza Farming, which sounds more like my lunchtime daydream.
Making up games is one thing, pricing them bizarrely, another. Seriously, Kill The Emoji 2—yes, it’s real—is priced to make you ponder your digital existence. Fantasy RPG: Raid Legends screams desperate Mondays, doesn’t it?
Oh, and Japan:
Tokimeki Memorial is all the rage there. Ships are being graveyard-ed again and, oh, don’t snooze on Paper.io 2. Various other oddball creations promise an unpronounceable cultural experience. Moe Waifu H Push Blocks—words fail me here. Maybe it’s for the best.
Amidst it all, a sneaky little Cat & Rabbit Pizza Farming makes the rounds. Are we lost in translation, or have we found digital nirvana?
All this gaming gobbledygook, and what have we learned? Possibly nothing, but at least your pocketbook’s none the wiser for all the chaos. Or maybe now it aches for pixelated bliss.
And there you have it!
