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So okay, here’s the deal with this new Pokémon Legends: Z-A. It’s like, if you order it early through the EU My Nintendo Store — starting June 11, in case anyone forgets — you’ll get some exclusive stuff. But only if you’re in Europe. Go figure, right?
And, guess what, if you’re in the US, you can start ordering on June 5. There’s talk of some digital upgrade for the Switch 2 version. Hmm, maybe it’s futuristic? Or just a cash grab. Who knows.
Anyway, this Pokémon Legends: Z-A — the sequel, sorta, to Pokémon Legends: Arceus — is set in present-day Lumiose City, well, in the Kalos region if you’re keeping track. They’re throwing back to those catching mechanics from Arceus, and yeah, more focus on trainer battles. Plus, bringing back some old Pokémon favorites because, why not? Fans love nostalgia.
The game hits the shelves on October 16. That’s for the regular Switch and Switch 2 — fascinating how they keep up with these versions. Price tag mysteries linger for the US market though. Classic.
Okay, so pre-order bonuses. Starting June 11, if you grab either the physical or digital copy via the EU My Nintendo Store, there’s a fun figurine with starter Pokémon: Totodile, Tepig, Chikorita. Cute, right? And then there are these bundles — they’ve got stylish names like Mega Evolution, Trainer, and Champion’s Choice. But no one really explains who gets what. Confusing, but what’s new?
Oh, and the merch? You’ve got a pin set with the starters, two Mega Charizard figurines, a Mega Evolution hat (because hats are in?), mugs, and even an umbrella with art of the Mega Evolutions — surprisingly useful if you ask me, even if you didn’t.
For those itching to pre-order from the EU site, you can sign up with your email to be told when everything’s good to go. No word yet on similar bonuses elsewhere. I bet the global fans are hopeful though.
But wait, there’s hope — the Pokémon Center offers a free Sitting Cutie plush if you pre-order there. Maybe this region-locked bonus thing will open up eventually, you never know. Perhaps more will be revealed during the Pokémon Presents showcase on July 22. Maybe even hints about the next game after Scarlet and Violet? We’ll just have to wait and see.
Whoops, did I ramble too much? Happens all the time. Anyway, that’s the gist of it.