Release Date Set for Pipistrello and the Cursed Yo-Yo

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So, I just heard, PM Studios and Pocket Trap are teaming up to drop this quirky game, Pipistrello and the Cursed Yoyo, on the Switch. Yeah, you read that right. A cursed yoyo. I’m not even making this up.

They call it a “Yoyovania”—which sounds like some cool word my younger self would’ve used to sound edgy. It’s all about this dude Pippit, who’s basically a yoyo wizard in a 2D world that goes top-down… or side-to-side… uh, you get it. Anyway. Pippit’s got this relatives’ business drama, and somehow a mega-laser (What?), and, of course, crime bosses because why not?

Apparently, every trick you learn flips the whole city and battle scene on its head. It’s like, you think you know a place, then bam! Secret area! Or maybe I’m just easily impressed. Oh, and chaining moves? That’s the ticket to tackle those crazy challenges it throws at you.

Now, let’s break down the features—brace yourself:

– The city’s got 4 districts. That’s over a thousand screens. That’s a lot, right?
– Four crime bosses. Their businesses = puzzles and enemies. Standard villain stuff.
– You learn yoyo tricks, which somehow help you do parkour. I kinda love that.
– Collect 40+ ability-boosting Badges. Am I the only one picturing badges like merit badges?
– There’s this shady loan shark giving out passive Upgrades. Shady AND useful, I guess.
– And 80+ collectibles throughout town. From life upgrades to what they say are treasures. Hidden? Who knows!

Mark your calendars, folks. May 28, 2025, you can snag this on the Nintendo eShop. Time to gear up for some epic yoyo action. Wherever that takes me.