"No More Ice Cream, Seriously!"
Okay, so you haven’t noticed all this buzz about the Switch 2 games? You’re missing out, buddy. It’s like, completely ignoring the chaotic world of 2089 Japan. Don’t blame me, though; blame D3Publisher. They’re giving you Full Metal Schoolgirl on October 23rd. Mark it. Or not. Your call.
So, this thing’s from Yuke’s—the folks behind EARTH DEFENSE FORCE: World Brothers 2 and AEW: Fight Forever. They’re hyping it up as some "action-packed adventure with a heavy-duty attitude." I saw the trailer, and yeah, it’s pretty intense. Or maybe that was just me looking for an excuse to avoid doing the dishes.
Anyway, let’s break down what the official blabber says. You ready for this chaos? Let’s go.
Picture this: 2089, Japan. A country run by Meternal Jobz, a corporate big shot with, wait for it, a zombie cyborg labor force called the "Working Dead." Yep, you read that right. You’re a cyborg schoolgirl, fully armed and seeking revenge. Crazy, right? I mean, they couldn’t have invented something a bit less, you know, zombie-ish? Guess not.
So, what’s the big deal? Nobuyuki Okajima from D3Publisher says it’s all about "rebellion and chaos." It’s this wild ride through late-stage capitalism – with bullets and blades and your audience cheering you on. Makes me chuckle, honestly. Why the future? Feels like something that could happen now, but whatever.
Now, what do you do in Full Metal Schoolgirl? Let’s piece it together:
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Revenge Time: Become this badass cyborg schoolgirl. You got all these high-tech weapons and gadgets. Seriously, it’s a raid against Meternal Jobz. And these undead worker bees? They’re your main obstacle.
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Skyscraper Madness: There’s this 100-story tower. It’s like a never-ending maze. You’re climbing up, and each level is just another headache of traps and surprises. And somewhere at the top? The big bad CEO. Classic.
- Stream for Survival: You think playing is enough? Nah. You gotta livestream your battles. Get those viewers to donate, cheer, whatever. Those digital tips are your way to upgrade and keep fighting. Weirdly fun, if you ask me.
Of course, you can’t pre-order for the Switch 2 just yet. But hey, their site has more stuff if you’re impatient.
There it is. A rollercoaster of a game. Or maybe a Ferris wheel if you get dizzy.
