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So, here’s the deal—ShopTo’s got this Nintendo Switch 2 bundle, and somehow, they’ve managed to stock it. Can you believe it? A pre-order for this thing might just save you from endless scouring, or at least it might have before I, uh, got sidetracked. The bundle costs a neat £520.85, and yeah, it’s more of a hardware and accessory bonanza. We’re talking the Switch 2 itself, plus an extra set of Joy-Con 2, and even this nifty Nintendo Switch 2 Camera. Why a camera? Beats me. But it sounds fancy, right?
Now, here’s where it gets juicy. When Nintendo decided to unveil this gem during one of their Direct presentations, everyone’s jaws kinda hit the floor. The screen—get this—is 1080p with HDR and goes up to 120 fps. That’s, like, super smooth. Comes with 256GB storage. Never enough, I know, but it’s something. Oh, and there’s a dock with a fan. A fan! Keeps the magic cool while you crank it to 4K. Wild.
Diving deeper, Nintendo’s really highlighted some big-deal features:
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GameShare or Whatever: Apparently, you can let your mates join in the fun even if they don’t own the game. They just hop on board if you’ve got the right setup, whether you’re in the same room or in the digital wilderness, chatting away.
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That Screen, Oh That Screen: So, it’s a 7.9-inch full HD window to another world—smooth graphics, expressive characters, and all that jazz. Seems like they’re promising a theater in your hands. How they squish it all in there? No clue.
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About Those Joy-Cons: They’re snappy due to magnets and can double as a mouse when dragged across your leg or a table. Handy or gimmicky? Maybe both.
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Let’s Talk Ports: Not just any stand for casual tabletop mode—a movable one. Plus, they added another USB-C port up top. So, charging while propping it up doesn’t involve acrobatics. Good call, Nintendo.
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Speed Demons Rejoice: The CPU and GPU are seriously beefed up. Expect seamless gameplay and those ‘blink and you’ll miss it’ graphics.
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Sound That Hits Just Right: The audio experience goes deeper with spatial 3D sound. Seems they’re aiming for ‘immersive’. Whether your ears notice? Well, who knows till you try it.
- Storage: We’re talking 256GB, which is… somewhat respectable? You can add more, but only with microSD Express cards, apparently faster than a speeding bullet.
Mark your calendars, folks. The Switch 2 hits global stores on June 5, 2025. In the UK, that’ll set you back £395.99; it’s €469.99 over in Europe and $449.99 if you’re in the US. Seems fair if you ask me—or maybe not. Inflation, am I right?
And there you go. Hope it feels human-y enough for you!
