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Alright, folks, Saturday, July 5th, deals coming at ya. Like, why wait till the last minute, right? Here’s what caught my eye today—some of it’s a steal, and some of it’s just plain cool. Let’s dive in.
Sony WH-1000XM4 Headphones under $190
Man, headphones are like little escape hatches for your ears. The Sony WH-1000XM4 is going for $185.24. Noise-canceling magic—I mean, who needs the outside world when you’ve got these on? But hey, maybe you dig eavesdropping on city sounds? Your call.
LEGO Disney Tribute Camera for just $67-ish?
Big-time Disney fans, unite—or don’t, no pressure. Anyway, this LEGO set will have you piecing together a retro-styled camera, unlocking the nostalgia vault. Does it actually take photos? Nah, but close enough, right? For anything Disney, it’s charming and… who doesn’t want more clutter—I mean, collectibles.
Samsung Gaming Monitors – Serious Discounts
I’m not here to tell you how to live, but some Samsung monitors are dipping below their usual splashy prices, kinda like a penguin diving. Up to $900 off! Choose between the G8 and G9 models. Visuals that pop, like those old 3D glasses but better. If I had a gaming setup, these would be my monsters of choice. But alas, life.
Splatoon 3 for $39
Splatoon 3 is selling for $39. The update just came out, and apparently, you can keep splatting forever, so they say. We’re talking hours of neon ink battles—sounds messy. Good messy? You decide.
Crucial T500 2TB SSD for $125-ish
Storage. Everyone needs more storage. I’m not sure what we keep putting on these things—our hopes and dreams, perhaps? The Crucial T500 SSD can hold quite a bit of them, I assume. Perfect for your gaming needs or just saving cat videos.
Atelier Yumia Something-something for Fifty Bucks
No idea why these Atelier games are so mesmerizing, but Yumia’s catching my eye. It’s $49.99, and if you’re an alchemist at heart, it’s calling your name. Or not. I’m not your boss.
Assassin’s Creed Shadows at $50
This game has shadows in the title—insert mysterious music here. Limited Edition, it’s also dressed up for the Xbox Series X, PlayStation 5, or whatever console you’ve got. Get ready to delve into…well, more shadows.
Borderlands 3 Switch Edition under $18
Get pumped for Borderlands 4, or just revisit the third installment for $17.97. Think of all the chaos you can manage with extra content packed in like a deranged buffet.
Super Mario Odyssey Tagging Along for $39
Still haven’t played Super Mario Odyssey? Seriously? Well, go ahead and snag it for $39. Mario doesn’t age—just keeps saving the world. What a guy.
Metaphor: ReFantazio Strategy Guide for $43.56
Want to turn into a gaming genius or just need a rather thick book to use as a doorstop? This guide’s got you covered. Nearly 600 pages of who-knows-what. Sounds like an adventure in itself.
Steam Summer Sale Extravaganza
Steam’s basically throwing a party, and if you’re into sales, this is it. RPGs galore, some crazy low prices. Thank me later—or don’t.
Pre-order Donkey Kong Bananza
This was…bananas, or so the wordplay goes. Pre-order now, and join DK and Pauline—in theory—and head to some core of the planet. Or not, if that’s too deep for you.
LEGO Shadow the Hedgehog for Less Than Fifty Bucks
Target’s tempting you with Shadow—the hedgehog, not your alter ego—for $48.99. It’s a LEGO set, folks. But hey, Target Circle members, you get the perks.
Kirby’s Return, Deluxe Style, at $39
Walmart’s got Kirby, who’s just so puffy and cute in his dreamland adventures. Co-op mode, if you’re into that. Seems fun. Maybe?
That’s today’s chaos wrapped up in words. Get your wallets ready or just admire from afar. Who am I to judge?