Coming to Xbox Next Week: New Games from June 2 to 6

Sure thing, let’s take a wild spin through what’s dropping soon for Xbox lovers! I mean, there’s a little bit of everything here, like digging through a bag of mixed nuts and always getting that one almond that tastes funny. Anyway—wait, what was I saying? Right, the games!

Zenless Zone Zero – June 6
So, this one’s like stepping into an urban fantasy where you’re a Proxy. It’s not like you’re jumping through rainbows; it’s more about navigating dangerous Hollows. Might sound like a trip to the mall during holiday sales. You’ve got to guide folks who find themselves in this mess and battle enemies while unraveling city mysteries. Maybe grab a Starter Pack, if that’s your thing. Or not. Whatever floats your boat.

Splitgate 2 – June 6
Okay, imagine a place where you can portal around as an Ace. It’s like teleportation meets shoot-’em-up, and you’re outsmarting people with your mad portal skills. Team up, tweak your weapons, and go for glory. Pretty much feels like an online version of a daydream where you dodge responsibilities.

Narcissus – June 5
Here’s a top-down horror escape on a spaceship. Time’s ticking, and danger’s around every corner. Picture an action-horror where you’re the lone survivor. Sounds as stressful as me forgetting my grocery list at home.

Tour de France 2025 – June 5
Biking game bringing the Tour de France vibes with those new-gen graphics. Unreal Engine 5, they say. Makes you feel like you’re pedaling through the French countryside without breaking a sweat—or maybe it’s just a fan blowing air at your face. Channel your inner cyclist, or whatever.

Solitaire Dreamscapes – June 3
Classic Solitaire got a facelift. Over 200 levels surreal as that funky dream I had last week, with power-ups and frozen cards. Travel through dreamlands, fixing up 5 breathtaking sites, all while resisting the urge to flip the table.

Attack at Dawn: North Africa – June 4
That’s a strategy game amidst the WW2 North African landscapes. Pretend you’re Rommel or Montgomery, rewriting history. Or just lose track and end up making sandcastles instead—your call.

Bunny Cubed – June 4
Imagine guiding a little rabbit through 3D puzzles, hopping around and pushing boxes. It’s like Narnia meets moving day. Not sure if that makes sense, but it’s a brainteaser anyway.

Forest Golf Planner – June 4
Here, you’re plotting a golf course in your backyard paradise. It’s your little slice of green, drawing golfers like moths to a flame. Without the risk of any serious burns.

Hidden Cat Outlaws – June 4
The Wild West never had it so good, with lazy felines causing chaos. Play sheriff and round them up, just like herding cats in real life. Ever tried that? Not easy.

The Night of the Rabbit – June 4
Mystery thrives as you join Jerry in following a peculiar rabbit into the magical mouse world. Talking critters, mystique aplenty. It’s as if Alice ditched Wonderland for J.K. Rowling’s notes.

Oirbo – June 4
This 2D action-platformer adventure spans a massive ship. Search around, uplift your skills—pretty much what I tried doing in summer camp, but way cooler.

Sumorbit – June 4
Planets are now sumo wrestling. Black holes, wormholes, it’s a variety show of cosmic insanity. Control planets—and by the way, it’s nothing like I imagined sumo wrestling, if you’re wondering.

Carrier Deck – June 5
Step into the boots of an Air Officer, rush through time management on a warship. I imagine a lot of frantic shouting and button pressing—kind of like my mornings.

Prison Alone – June 5
You’re in an empty prison fraught with bizarre happenings. Bribe the guard, but that’s only the start. The horror game equivalent of forgetting to leave a tip.

Missing Banban – June 5
Become Sheriff Toadster on a rescue mission. It’s a side-scroller with action and investigation. Maybe dust off your detective hat. I always lose mine.

Amber Alert – June 5
You play as a cop uncovering a cult. Survive tricky streets; save the girl. Sounds like my last RPG, minus the dragons. Okay, no dragons here.

AAA Dynamic Scenes – June 6
A visual eye-candy of landscapes that transforms your screen. Neon wonders and moonlit escapades, it’s like every screensaver ever but animated.

Among Ashes – June 6
Something’s off with this game from 2001 that your friend shared. The lines blur between gaming and reality—kind of like binging too many shows and dreaming you’re a character.

Bool Capture – June 6
This one’s physics-heavy arcade action where you capture balls. It’s like trying to catch foam balls in VR and nearly knocking over the furniture. Been there, done that.

Collie Call: Farm of Tomorrow – June 6
Farm life gone sci-fi. Be the smart pup again, tackle teleporters, conveyor belts, and more mind-boggling tech. Tail-wagging necessary.

Cyber Love Story – June 6
Sally White’s adventure in a tech conspiracy. Find friends, or are they foes? It’s virtual drama, missing only popcorn. Maybe you’ll need some for this one.

Inkventure – June 6
A slime dad’s mission through paint splatter chaos to find his kids. Master color shifting, don’t slip—sounds akin to that art class I wish I took.

SpotCat vs The Cheddar Mafia – June 6
Spot the difference with SpotCat, battling the Cheddar Mafia. Amid vibrant backdrops, be a vigilant hero. Wish I could say that about losing socks.

Anyway, get excited or roll your eyes. Game time’s near!