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So, it’s done. Kind of. For ten whole minutes. Helldivers 2 just wrapped up its big shebang on Super Earth, and guess what? The Helldivers didn’t bite the dust. The Illuminate? They skedaddled. At least for now, I suppose.
Now, don’t get me started on that whole fiasco with translation mix-ups causing chaos. Or those pesky bugs you had to dodge, like squid trying to nibble at your toes. But anyway, crack open something fizzy, and heck, maybe recite an ode about Super Earth. No, seriously, it’s not like anyone’s forcing you in a totally non-dictatorial way or anything.
Anyway, picture this: Two out of the seven mega-cities are still standing tall. Equality-On-Sea and Prosperity City survived the onslaught. The Illuminate bolted from Super Earth, and Arrowhead shot us a message saying, “The Heart of Democracy has been defended. The Battle of Super Earth is won.” I’m imagining the victory parade. Oh, but wait—there might be a hold-up with celebrating. Something about losing ADMINCEN 02. Bureaucracy at its finest.
Ah, and our buddy Illuminate? They zipped away faster than you can say “FTL jump.” Burnt a few places on their getaway—New Haven, Pilen V, and Widow’s Harbor are basically toast. The cosmic tag game begins. They’ll pop up somewhere. They always do.
Who knows what’s next? Maybe another alien group will stumble over like an intoxicated guy in a bar, ready for a brawl. Until then… party time! The subreddit’s wild right now. People are posting about their parties, wondering what’s next—there’s a whole Super Earth salute GIF thing going on. Over 550 comments and climbing. How big’s this going to get? (Snicker—yeah, I wrote that without thinking.)
Seriously, how are you celebrating the big win for Super Earth? What’s your take on where Helldivers 2 should head next? Drop a thought or two below. If you’re like me, you’ve got loads of ideas—or distractions.
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