Why Reviving a Downed Elden Ring Nightreign Player with Three Segments Takes So Long

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Okay, so I stumbled across this new thing from FromSoftware—Elden Ring Nightreign. Weird name, sure. But it’s a trip, you know? This studio that usually sticks to single-player stuff is now diving into multiplayer madness. I mean, what a ride, blending roguelikes with battle royale vibes. Wild, right?

Now, there’s this revive thing going on that’s kinda blowing my mind. Like, imagine your HP goes to zero, which is a disaster in any game, but here, you’re down, not out. This isn’t just any ordinary save-your-buddy move. You gotta smack your teammate to bring them back! Seriously. I know it sounds bizarre. But it’s not just slap-and-run; there’s this DBNO bar, and it decides how much whacking you gotta do.

Behind all this is some labyrinthine formula—something straight outta a calculus textbook. You’d think gamemakers just make stuff fun, but no, there are numbers. And it’s revealing, you know? Like peeking behind the curtain of a math-magician doing his tricks. Apparently, Zullie the Witch (who’s kinda like the Sherlock of Souls games) did a deep dive into Nightreign’s peculiar reviving shenanigans. If only this were the mystery novel I never wrote.

So, when you hit the deck, a 15-second timer kicks in. Died once? You’re at a 40-point revive bar. Fall again, and it’s like leveling up in reverse—harder and harder. Suddenly, you’ve got more bars than a downtown party street. And here’s the kicker, or slapstick comedy bit, or whatever, stop your teammate-slapfest for 3.5 seconds and they start healing the wrong way! It just gets crazier with each down—you start filling their bars as fast as 40HP a second if you’re slacking.

Distracted? Same. But listen, you can loosen this death grip by surviving longer between revives—literally catch your breath, or rest at a Site of Grace, which apparently presses the big reset button on this chaotic dance.

Now, you might be asking, “Do my trusty sword or spells quicken this?” Not as straightforward, my friend. Sure, a big sword might speed things along, but spells? Weapon buffs? Not happening. The video from Zullie digs even deeper—worth a watch if you’re into that sort of detective work.

Anyway, if Nightreign’s labyrinth has you pulling your hair out (or maybe just scratching your head), keep an eye on our ever-expanding guide. It might just be your compass through this delightful chaos.

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