Spiritual Successor to ‘Superhot’, ‘COLD VR’, Set to Receive Major ‘SUB-ZERO’ Update with New Content Next Month

Sure, here’s a reimagined version:

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Okay, so there’s this game, COLD VR, right? It’s like, if Superhot VR was your jam, then you might find yourself getting lost in this one too. Or not. I mean, it’s got that same vibe but with a twist — the kind that makes you squint and go, “Huh?” Anyway, ALLWARE, the brains behind it, and Perp Games, who slapped their name on it, are rolling out something they call the COLD VR: SUB-ZERO Edition. Sounds intense, right?

Here’s the kicker: Instead of the usual “move and the world speeds up,” this time when you move, everything just… slows down. It’s like trying to run in a dream where your legs are moving but nothing’s happening. You’ve gotta be quick though, or – BAM! – enemies everywhere.

So, this February thing hit the shelves, and it’s already shaking things up with a beefy update set for June 2nd. That’s what they’re saying, at least. Get ready for five shiny new levels, especially if you’re dancing around in VR with Quest or on a PC.

Oh, and get this: there’s going to be a fresh main campaign. They’re saying it’s got these clever enemies now. I guess they figured the old ones needed a little brain power. Plus, those Backroom levels? Totally optional now. Because who doesn’t love options?

And there’s more! The intro and Main Menu? Apparently, they’re giving those a facelift too. So you can dive straight into the madness without shouting at the loading screen. Sweet, right?

As for other goodies, they’ve got this new thing where you can catch weapons, the visuals are getting a new shine, and they’re letting you move around like you’re really there. Plus, pull on one of those bHaptics haptic vests and you’re good to go. Almost forgot, they’re still teasing us about the PSVR 2 version. Coming soon, they say. Classic.

Until then, if you’re curious, you can find COLD VR lurking in the Horizon Store or over on Steam. It’s like twenty bucks, so not gonna break the bank.

Man, how’d I get here? Typing away about video games when I should be doing… anything else. Whatever, hope someone out there is as jazzed about this update as the devs are.